Funny Laws
Mississippi Funny Laws
-If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.
-No one may bribe any athlete to "rig" a game, match, tournament or event.
-It is against the law to teach polygamy.
-You may not seduce a woman by the claim that you will marry her. 
-You can be fined up to 100$ for saying damn it in a public place.
-If you make loud farting noises in church you may be removed and arrested by any person.
-Stealing cattle may invoke a hanging.
-Adultery or Fornication results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
-Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.
-Being vagrant is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $250 fine.
-Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000.
-It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.

Mississippi City Laws

-You may not stop someone from walking down the street by placing a truck in their way.
-Waving a gun in the air in public will bring you a fine greater then if you shoot that gun.
-You may not fish by using an Uzi.
-You may not cheer unless there is a reason too.
-It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session.
-One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.
-Honking the horn is illegal as it may scare horses.
-Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.
-You may not make love in a bar.
-You may not have burglar bars visible from the street.
-You may not walk a dog without dressing it in diapers. Tylertown:
-It is against the law to shave in the center of main street. Winona:
-You may not honk horns as they may scare horses.
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