-If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person
will go to jail for at least one month.
-No one may bribe any athlete to "rig" a game, match,
tournament or event.
-It is against the law to teach polygamy.
-You may not seduce a woman by the claim that you will marry
-You can be fined up to 100$ for saying damn it in a public
-If you make loud farting noises in church you may be removed
and arrested by any person.
-Stealing cattle may invoke a hanging.
-Adultery or Fornication results in a fine of $500 and/or 6
months in prison.
-Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road.
-Being vagrant is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a
-Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily
participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and
-It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public.
-You may not stop someone from walking down the street by placing a truck in their way.
-Waving a gun in the air in public will bring you a fine greater then if you shoot that gun.
-You may not fish by using an Uzi.
-You may not cheer unless there is a reason too.
-It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single
-One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square.
-Honking the horn is illegal as it may scare horses.
-Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited.
-You may not make love in a bar.
-You may not have burglar bars visible from the street.
-You may not walk a dog without dressing it in diapers.
-It is against the law to shave in the center of main street.
-You may not honk horns as they may scare horses.