-Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
-It is illegal for chicken thieves to work during daylight
-Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail
-No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
-It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie.
-The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
-If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed
until the other has passed.
-It is illegal to hunt whales.
-Pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail
-It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.
-Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
-Persons may not "screech" their tires while driving
and if caught can be charged up to 500$
-Riding an llama down any road is against the law and you
could face a 100$ fine.
-It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.
-Saying the name "George Washington" without adding
the phrase "blessed be his name," can land you with
a fine of up to fifty cents.
-You may not ride a mule down Main Street, unless the animal
is wearing a straw hat.
-All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn
to warn the horses of their arrival.
-No one may wear a bee in their hat.
-It's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites.
-One may not picket a funeral unless they come 61 minutes
after the funeral.
-Musical car horns are banned.
-It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.
-It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
-All weeds must be removed from your yard.
-You may not whistle during the night.
-Spitting on sidewalks is forbidden.
-Snowball fights are illegal.
-It is forbidden to serve wine in teacups.
-Dead deer may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.
-Driving a herd of cattle through this town is outlawed.
-Pit Bull's are not allowed within city limits.
-No one may scream at a haunted house.
-The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
-One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd
comments over the telephone.
-You may not swim in pools.
-One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt
from the airport.
-Before proceeding through the intersection of Douglas and
Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehicle
and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.
-Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like
shall upon conviction, be fined.