-Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
-You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per
-In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle,
it must bounce.
-It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
-You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon
-It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
-The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is
-No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.
-It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
-Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
-You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your
-You may not educate dogs.
-It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
-It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when
going to a fire.
-An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement
devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or
-Silly string is banned.
-It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing
while working on a customer.
-Horses are not allowed out on the streets and highways at
night unless the animal has a "bright" red taillight
securely attached to its rump.