-One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
-Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
-It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery
stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
-No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
-It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
-Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
-Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
-Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have
sex is prohibited.
-To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a
-Persons may not urinate in public.
-Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting
to read text inside them.
-Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
-It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he
or she asks you to stop.
-It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
-Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
-Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
-It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city
limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
-It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the
ground floor of any building.
-The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting,
for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city
park and along a public road running through said park.
-It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door
-You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
-It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
-It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes
"unbecoming" on one's sex.
-It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
-Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three
-It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.
-Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a
-It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.
-No one may keep junk close to someone else.