-Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
-It is illegal to sell a car on Sunday unless it comes equipped with plumbing.
-You may not step out of a plane in flight.
-It's illegal to clean salmon along Maine's upper Kennebec River.
-After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
-It's illegal to catch lobsters with your bare hands.
-To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law.
-It is illegal to gamble at the airport.
-You may not rollerskate on a sidewalk.
-If any part of the sign ordinances of the city are more stringent than federal laws, even though they may be in conflict with them, they will prevail.
-Mercury thermometers may not be sold in the city.
-It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.
-Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.
-It's unlawful to tickle a woman's chin with a feather duster.
-It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts unless your are 25 feet south of it.
-Dog leashes may not be over eight feet in length.
-It is illegal to blow one's nose in public.
-You may not feed the deer.
-You may not advertise in cemeteries.