Big Pine Key:
-It is illegal to molest a Key deer.
-Persons may not be "inappropriately attired" who
work at hot dog stands.
-It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes
outside on a clothesline.
-It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or
in front of your house on the street.
Cape Coral City:
-A $50 fine will be levied on anyone who allows a couch to
sit in their carport.
-The molestation of trash cans is banned.
-Maintaining a car on your property which is no longer in
use is prohibited.
-Owning a flower pot with water in it that isn't capable of
draining is considered a public nuisance.
-It is illegal for an owner of a store to allow another
person to pass out free ducklings in front of the store.
-Destin states that a cat that viciously chases passers-by
is a ‘bad cat’.
-If you wish to go swimming in the ocean, get dressed in
your hotel room.
-Torpedoes may not be set off in the city.
-If you like to love to ride your bicycle in Destin, don’t
lean it up against a tree in a cemetery.
-It is illegal to drive over graves in a cemetery.
-If you notice an ice-cream man attempting to sell his cold
concoctions in a cemetery, call the police immediately, for
that is illegal.
-Ambling and strolling is a misdemeanor.
-You may not shoot missiles at ostriches.
-Chickens are considered a 'protected species'.
-You cannot use a whistle on a bicycle
-Skateboarding is not allowed at any police station.
-Persons face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges
on the sidewalk.
-Termite farms are not allowed within the city.
-No one may bring a pig with them to a theater.
-Neon signs are prohibited.
-Persons may not tow a sled behind their bicycles.
-Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10
dollars on their person.
-It is illegal to roll a barrel on any street, fines go up
according to the contents of the barrel.
-A woman can be fined (only after death), for being
electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using
-You need a permit to operate a burglar alarm.
-Stage nudity is banned, with the exception of "bona
fide" theatrical performances.
-If you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.
-You may not catch crabs.
-Beer may not be sold between 2 and 7am.
-Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
-All houses much have white picket fences and full-width,
-Women may not expose their breasts while performing
-Lap dances must be given at least six feet away from a
-It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00