Funny Laws
Minnesota Funny Laws
-Mosquitoes are decreed a public nuisance
-It is against the law to stand around any building without a good reason.
-A person may not cross state lines with a chicken atop his head.
-It is illegal to sleep naked.
-You must wear a shirt while driving a motorcycle
-Oral sex is prohibited.
-All bathtubs must have feet.
-Minnesota tax forms ask for your date of death.
-A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
-Rats have a 10 cent bounty.
-It's illegal to tease skunks.

Minnesota City Laws

-No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath. If his wife wants, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Blue Earth:
-No child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent.
-If you are a man, you must grow a beard.
Cottage Grove:
-You may not land in a state park with a parachute on.
-Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.
-Animals may not sleep in Bakery's. Harper Woods:
-It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
-It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
International Falls:
-Cats are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles.
-Red cars may not drive down Lake Street.
-Storing "junk" is a public nuisance.
-If wood is not neatly stacked it is considered a public nuisance.
-Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.
-All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
-Smoking while in bed is illegal.
St. Cloud:
-Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
-You're not allowed to park your goat on Main Street.
-Anyone can keep their cow on downtown Main Street at a cost of 3 cents per day.
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