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Louisiana
Funny
Laws
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-Fake boxing contests are prohibited.
-You may not mock contestants at boxing matches.
-Uriniating in the water supply may land you 20 years.
-A law was once passed specficly for the punishment of theft of crawfish.(Whoever commits the crime of theft of crawfish when the misappropriation or taking
amounts to a value of five hundred dollars or more shall be imprisoned, with or without hard labor, for not more than ten years, or may be fined not more
than three thousand dollars, or both.)
-You may not put a bed to the "ultimate test" before buying it.
-Alligator theft may land you 10 years.
-A 500$ fine will be appointed to you if you tell a pizza delivery man to bring a pizza to a friends house without their knowing.
-Abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.
-It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
-It is illegal to gargle in public places.
-Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
-Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault.
-It is illegal to gargle in public places.
-It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.
-Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
-One may not "dare" another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.
-Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
-Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.
-If you use a "movable" without authorization you may receive up to 5 years imprisonment.
-Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.
-Goatees are illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
-One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
-Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.
-Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.
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Louisiana
City Laws
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Haines City:
-Communism is against the law.
Jefferson Parish:
-Minors may not go to businesses with coin-operated foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult.
-No one may pour a drink out on the ground at any drive-in movie.
-All garbage must be cooked before it can be fed to any hogs.
Layfayette:
-It is illegal to play a musical instrument for the purpose of attracting attention, without a license.
New Orleans:
-You may not ride a bike without any hands.
-You may not prune trees on highways.
-You may not attach electrical wires to trees.
-You may not plant trees in public places.
-You may not fall onto a sidewalk and block it while being drunk.
-Horses may not be tied to a tree on a public highway.
-One may not host a game of marbles at Lafayette Square unless he or she first obtains a written permit from the parkway and park commission.
-Chasing fish in a city park is illegal
-Mardi Gras Beads may not be thrown from a third story window.
-City commission members may not drink during a public meeting or risk a $50 fine.
-It is illegal to practice voodoo in the city limits.
-Snakes are not allowed within 200 yards of the Mardi Gras parade route.
-No Smoking signs shall be placed on all floats used during a parade.
-Condoms may not be thrown from parade floats during Mardi Gras.
-No one may throw a bottle of Coke at a parade float.
-Television reporters may not throw candy to the crowd during a parade.
-You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
-It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
Port Allen:
-No person may predict another's future.
-Only two people may picket on a sidewalk at a time, and they must stay at least five feet apart at all times.
Sulphur:
-Drive-thru liquor stores are outlawed.
-It is illegal to have sex with a mule.
-It is illegal to be an alcoholic.
-Saying obscene things on the telephone is illegal.
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