-You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without
the proper permit.
-Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street,
-Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
-City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public
place without its master on a leash.
-You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you
already own at least two cows.
-It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
-It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
-Persons may not ride their bicycles through the
"Fountain of Life".
-One may not bring their dog to school.
-All dog "waste" must be removed from any yard
within seven days.
-One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a
-It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
-Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
-Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
-It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
-Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results
in a $500 fine.
-One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.
-It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
-Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
-Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing
-Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her
-Persons may not sleep on a road.
-One must seek written permission from the Director of
Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
-Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women
-No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
-Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed
-It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
-Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
-It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
-Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
-Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
-One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
-A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
-It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
-Cars may not be driven in reverse.
-Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.
-No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
-It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.
-It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down
Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
-It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument
with the intention of luring someone to a store.
-Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
-Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
-Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
-You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of
-It is illegal to shoot "silly string" at parade
-It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters.
-Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
-It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
-It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider
than 2 inches without her consent.
-You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same
-You may not hunt moths under a street light.
-It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
-Toads may not be licked.
-Zoot suits are prohibited.
-It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a
Los Angeles County:
-All food in a childrens camp must be approved by the
director before being used.
-It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
-No person may charge admission to a house party.
-It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the
courthouse and library.
-Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone
to hear noise outside the vehicle.
-It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
-All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must
obtain a $100 license first.
-Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
-Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
-It is illegal to molest butterflies.
-It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive
between the hours of four and six PM.
-It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with
-One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the
-It is illegal to fish from an overpass in the city.
-No person may carry a fish into a bar.
-Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
-Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man
with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
-One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1
-It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a
-The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past
February second may be fined up to $250.
-Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street
unless they are on a leash.
-It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
-Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down
-It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high
on a street corner.
-Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
-It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.
San Luis Obispo:
-Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is
-You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
-One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.
-Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas
of city parks.
-Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St.
-Before a business may have a "going out of business
sale", they must obtain a special permit from the city
-Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice
cream from their car.
-Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.
-Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a
special permit from the sheriff.
-Persons may not pick flowers from the city parks.
-Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is
obtained from the sheriff.
-One may not leave sand in their own driveway.