Alhambra:

-You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.

Arcadia:

-Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Baldwin Park:

-Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

Belvedere:

-City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.

Blythe:

-You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

Burlingame:

-It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

Cathedral City:

-It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.

-Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".

-One may not bring their dog to school.

Cerritos:

-All dog "waste" must be removed from any yard within seven days.

Chico:

-One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.

-It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.

-Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

-Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.

-It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.

-Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Dana Point:

-One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.

Downey:

-It is illegal to wash your car in the street.

El Monte:

-Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.

-Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.

-Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.

Eureka:

-Persons may not sleep on a road.

-One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.

-Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women

Fresno:

-No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.

-Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed

-It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.

-Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.

-It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.

-Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.

-Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.

Glendale:

-One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.

-A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.

-It is illegal to jump into a passing car.

-Cars may not be driven in reverse.

Hermosa Beach:

-Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.

-No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.

-It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.

Hollywood:

-It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Indian Wells:

-It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.

-Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.

-Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.

-Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.

Lafayette:

-You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.

Lodi:

-It is illegal to shoot "silly string" at parade participants.

Lompoc:

-It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters.

Long Beach:

-Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
-It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.

Los Angeles:

-It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
-You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
-You may not hunt moths under a street light.
-It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
-Toads may not be licked.

-Zoot suits are prohibited.

-It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.

Los Angeles County:

-All food in a childrens camp must be approved by the director before being used.

-It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.

-No person may charge admission to a house party.

-It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.

Norco:

-Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.

-It is unlawful to give another fireworks.

-All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.

-Growing oleander flowers is illegal.

Ontario:

-Roosters may not crow in the city limits.

Pacific Grove:

-It is illegal to molest butterflies.

Palm Springs:

-It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.

Pasadena:

-It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Portola:

-One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.

-It is illegal to fish from an overpass in the city.

-No person may carry a fish into a bar.

Prunedale:

-Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.

Redlands:

-Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.

Riverside:
-One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.

San Diego:

-It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
-The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

San Francisco:

-Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
-It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
-Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
-It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
-Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

San Jose:

-It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.

San Luis Obispo:

-Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.

Santa Monica:

-You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.

Shasta Lake:

-One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.

Simi Valley:

-Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks.

Temecula:

-Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St.

Thousand Oaks:

-Before a business may have a "going out of business sale", they must obtain a special permit from the city manager.

Walnut:

-Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car.
-Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.

-Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.

-Persons may not pick flowers from the city parks.

-Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.

-One may not leave sand in their own driveway.